Anal Training Phone Sex With Kristen

Posted on February 4, 2025 by Kristen

Do you need some anal training phone sex in your life? I know one of my new friends needs some in his life! So of course, I’ve been helping him out. 🙂

I met this guy through the campus LGBTQIA+ group. I’m very active in it, and he’s a new member. We were seated next to each other at an event, and of course, I started up a conversation to learn more. He’s currently questioning his sexuality, which, in my book, is perfectly fine. Even if he ends up realizing he’s straight, he’ll have done a lot more introspection about it than most straight people, and I think that’s wonderful.

It Started With Curiosity About Pegging

Anyway, we’ve been texting off and on since that event. We’ve been talking about sex and sexuality and kink and so forth. He knows that I do this as my side gig, and he recently started asking me some questions about my frequent pegging phone sex calls. I was pretty sure I knew where the curiosity was coming from, but I was more than happy to answer his questions to the best of my ability.

To make a long story a lot shorter, he finally confessed to me that he’s dying to try pegging, but that he’s worried about it being painful. I told him that if it’s done properly, it’s not painful at all and is, in fact, very pleasurable. He asked how I do it over the phone, and I told him all about anal training phone sex.

After I explained it, he asked me if I’d be willing to train his ass. I was a little surprised that he straight-up asked me, but I admire someone who isn’t afraid to be forthright, so I told him sure.

Beginning His Strap On Training

I told him that before most of my strap on phone sex sessions, I make sure my volunteers have plenty of good lube, maybe some gloves if they want them, and whatever toys they might want to play with. He replied that he didn’t have any toys yet, but that he wanted to order some. So I came over later that night and helped him choose a good, but inexpensive anal trainer butt plug set.

In the meantime, though, I was helping with his anal training through text message. So it wasn’t quite anal training phone sex, but it was close enough, lol! I had him put his gloves on and work on opening his hole slowly and gently with his own fingers while also stroking his cock with his other hand. He LOVES doing this for me!

And I love when he does it, too, honestly. It’s like I always tell my anal training phone sex callers–it sounds like it’ll be dull, but anal training is actually a very important form of foreplay in my book.

Do You Have Anal Training Phone Sex Fantasies?

We’re still waiting for the butt plugs to get here. When they arrive, I’m going to do away with the texting altogether and go over to his house to help and supervise in person!

So that’s my story about helping a guy with his anal training phone sex fantasies. Now, I’d like to hear about your fantasies. Would you like a hot coed phone sex girl to help you train your ass to accept her strap on? If so, you are absolutely in the right place!

All you have to do to make it happen is to click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call. Follow the instructions that pop up, and you’ll be connected with me for your anal training phone sex fantasy in no time! Talk to you soon!

Panty Sniffing Phone Sex With Madison

Posted on January 20, 2025 by Madison

Are you one of those panty sniffing phone sex guys? Does your mouth water at the thought of burying your nose in a pair of dirty ones? It’s probably not just your mouth that’s watering, either, is it? I bet your cock’s leaking, too!

Falling Into This Coed’s Trap

You can’t help it, can you? The addiction to dirty panties is way stronger than your ass ever thought about being. So you turn to panty thief phone sex, where you sneak into unsuspecting girls’ bedrooms and steal their worn panties. What the hell is wrong with you?

You’ve done pretty well to get away with it for this long. But this time, you’ve met your match because this coed phone sex girl is way smarter than any fucking panty thief out there.

You fell right into my trap, you little panty sniffing phone sex slut. I’d already heard all the stories about the apartment building’s maintenance man lifting panties from girls’ rooms. So when you came to fix my water leak, I left the basket with my dirty clothes in it conveniently in the bathroom, with a pair of dirty panties right on top. You simply couldn’t resist.

Catching The Panty Thief

You grabbed them up immediately, didn’t you? Didn’t even take time to fix the water leak first, lol, before you were sitting on the toilet with your pants and underwear around your ankles, jacking your dick and sniffing my panties.

But what you didn’t know was that I’m actually here. I was hiding in my bedroom, waiting for you to come so that I could catch the panty sniffing phone sex thief red-handed. I sneak quietly into the bathroom and find you there, just like that, on the toilet with your cock out and your face buried in the crotch of my dirty panties.

I’m not even going to act surprised about it. Why should I? I set you up from jump. Instead, I’m just going to embarrass you and tease you about it.

“Oh, my God!” I squeal. You almost jump through the ceiling in shock. You struggle to both hide the panties and pull up your own pants at the same time and manage to accomplish neither. It’s kind of impressive how bad you are at this, really, little panty sniffing phone sex loser.

Tease And Denial Is What You Get For Your Panty Sniffing Phone Sex Sins

I don’t waste time fucking around. I start telling you what a loser you are and how dirty old perverts like you don’t deserve attention from hot young brats like myself. Some bratty humiliation phone sex is what you do deserve, though, and that’s exactly what you’re getting.

But that’s not all a naughty panty sniffing phone sex perv deserves. You also get lots of tease and denial phone sex. I know you wish you could taste and sniff my ass and pussy straight from the source, but no. Jack off with those dirty panties and cry about it, lol. This is all you’re good for!

Don’t think you’re gonna get to cum in the crotch of those panties, though. And don’t even imagine I’m going to let you take them home with you! God, no. You’re gonna leave with a throbbing cock and balls so blue you won’t even know what to do with them.

We both know that’s what you’ve secretly been hoping for all along–to get caught and made some bratty princess’s little bitch. So here you go. You got what you were hoping for. Better make the best of it!

If this sounds like the kind of panty sniffing phone sex call you would enjoy, you need to give me, Madison, a call by clicking the button below right now!

Cum Eating Phone Sex With Holly

Posted on January 18, 2025 by Holly

Have you ever thought about cum eating phone sex? Is it something you’re curious about or would like to try? Or have you already tried it and found it to be something that’s right up your alley?

Well, whatever the case may be, I’m here to help you. I love cum eating phone sex fantasies with guys who are not afraid to explore their hidden desires. I can help you eat it for the first time, or I can help you eat it for the hundredth time. It matters not to me, as long as you’re consuming it for me somehow!

How I Do CEI

You may be familiar with the concept of CEI phone sex (or cum eating instructions). There are many ways to eat your own cum for me, like simply licking it off your fingers after you shoot your load, or giving yourself a self-facial, or even licking it off a plate or drinking it out of a shot glass. All of these are valid forms of cum eating phone sex, in my book.

But when I give cum eating instructions, I like to make them very simple to follow. Usually, if you’ve never done it before, I have you taste your precum for me while you’re jacking off to see how you like that. I’ve actually never had anyone dislike the taste of precum! So that serves as a bit of an introduction to cum eating phone sex for you to help you out a little before it comes time for the main event.

When the main event does arrive, I usually just have you shoot it on your fingers and hand the first time you try it. If you’re more experienced, we can certainly try other ways. But there is something to be said for simplicity, especially the first time. So what I do is just have you lick a drop or two off of your fingers for me.

Deciding If You Like Cum Eating Phone Sex

That, of course, will be the deciding moment. Do you like cum eating phone sex or not? The taste of your own cum will determine that for you. But I will tell you this: I’ve never had anyone hate it. Some have tried it and decided it maybe wasn’t for them, but nobody has ever spat their cum out in disgust or anything like that.

If you do like it, well, you’re always welcome to come back for more! The CEI get a little more complex after you’ve tried it a few times. For instance, you might enjoy eating your cum by fucking me, cumming inside me, and then eating your own creampie out of my pussy. This mature phone sex Goddess is a huge fan of creampie phone sex, so if that’s something you’d like to try, I am more than game for it!

Cum eating phone sex is a lot of fun, both for you and for me. I love the sound of a guy licking his own cum off his fingers after he’s had his orgasm. There’s something so sexy about that little sucking sound you boys make….

So if you’d like to try eating your own cum for me, it’s quite easy to make it happen. Just click the button below, follow the instructions that pop up, enter your information, and wait for your phone to ring. I’ll be on the other end in no time.

I hope you’re looking forward to it as much as I am! If so, give me, Holly, a ring because I think we can have a fantastic time together!

Tranny Phone Sex With Genesis

Posted on January 11, 2025 by Genesis

Hello to all you tranny phone sex-loving perverts! I hope you’re all doing great today! I’m really looking forward to getting as down and as dirty as possible with y’all.

As you can probably see, I am a shemale phone sex Goddess. As much as I enjoy shemale surprise roleplays, I never hide this fact in real life. I don’t want to fool anyone. I am what I am, and I’m proud of it! So I’m happy to tell you that I’m a hot tranny phone sex girl at any time.

About Those Shemale Surprise Roleplays…

However, a shemale surprise is a great roleplay phone sex fantasy. It’s so much fun to pretend to be a cis woman, and then at the very last second, reveal to you to you that I’m actually a trans woman! Sometimes, guys freak out, but most of the time, they actually seem to be mesmerized by my nine-inch dick! And, hey, who can blame them? That’s a fucking nice cock, if you ask me!

Imagine you taking me home with you after a nice night of conversation and drinks at the bar. Imagine my big, hard cock popping out of my sexy panties when you undress me. Your first thought will probably be “Does not compute!” After that, it’s anyone’s guess. You may be shocked, dismayed, turned on, or just wondering how on earth I fit this big old thing into my panties and skirt with no bulge whatsoever. But no matter what your reaction is, I know what you’ll be doing before long.

Cocksucking With A Hot T-Girl

It’s the same thing that’ll happen even if we don’t do a “surprise”-type roleplay. You’ll be on your knees showing me your cocksucking phone sex skills in no time! And if you’ve never done it before, don’t worry. I’ve done it plenty of times and can give you pointers if you need them. But mostly, what I tell guys is to think about what they like when they’re getting a blowjob, and just try to do that.

I’ll let you take your time and go at your own pace. I’m not going to start frantically face-fucking you before you even have time to get a good idea of what’s going on. Now, if you want to be face-fucked from the get-go, tell me, and I’ll be happy to do it. It’s just not something I’m going to force on you.

Anal Training With Your Tranny Phone Sex Girl

Of course, the question arises during tranny phone sex about who’s going to fuck who, or if anyone will even be fucking anyone. Let me say, first and foremost, that I don’t require fucking, either giving or receiving. Hand and mouth stuff is enough for me. But if you want to fuck me, I’ll let you. And if you want me to fuck you, I’ll do that, too!

It’s fun to take control and give someone the anal training phone sex they need to handle me and my big nine-inch dick. Don’t worry, this tranny phone sex girl will be very gentle with you. I want you to come back for more, after all.

So if you need some hot t-girl phone sex in your life, then you’ve come to the right place! I love talking to guys who’ve never played with a tranny phone sex girl before, and I also love talking to guys who have. Everyone, every call, is new, fresh, and exciting, and I absolutely love it!

So what are you waiting for, sweetheart? Give me, your tranny phone sex girl Genesis, a call today by clicking the button below. Talk to you soon!

Sensual Domination Phone Sex With Gina

Posted on October 22, 2024 by Gina

Hi, guys, it’s me, Gina, your sensual domination phone sex expert. Don’t let the black leather fool you. I’m not a hardcore Dominatrix, intent on totally ruining your life. I’m a sensual Domme who’s here to take you to heights of ecstasy you’ve never experienced before! I just happen to like the black leather with boots aesthetic, that’s all. 😉

So I want you to come closer and let me tell you a little more about me and my philosophy on domination. Then, I want you to tell me your fantasies. Let’s see if we can come up with something that’ll be hot for both of us!

Sensual Domination Phone Sex Is The Way To Go

I have always believed in the power of positive reinforcement, and human psychology backs me up here. I think it’s better to lead people in a positive, supportive way than any other way. They are more likely to follow if they love you than if they hate or fear you. And of course, I want my subs to follow me, so that’s why I have the philosophy that I have on domination phone sex.

Plus, I find that overbearing and over-the-top Dommes can be intimidating for the kinds of subs I like best. So the last thing I want to do is scare off the kinds of guys I most like to play with. Hence, the kinder, gentler form of sensual domination phone sex that I espouse.

Being Your Femdom Goddess

Femdom phone sex has always been a big favorite of mine. I enjoy taking control and being the one who’s in charge. But I don’t do it in a mean or domineering kind of way. I’m simply myself–assertive, confident, and attuned to the other person’s way of thinking. And that works for some people. It also doesn’t work for others, and that’s just fine. Different strokes, etc., etc.

But if this kind of sensual domination phone sex appeals to you, then I think you and I could have a lot of fun together. I love being worshipped and adored, loved and followed. If you enjoy doing these things, then I think we’d make a great match!

What kind of phone sex Mistress do you long for? It’s a fair question and one you should think very long and hard about. If sensual domination phone sex is what you crave, then I can probably help you out. If you require a firmer hand, I’ll be happy to refer you to some of my friends who can give you that.

Some Of Your Mistress’s Fetishes

Things I enjoy as a Mistress include: strap on sex, bisexual fantasies, body worship, cum eating, any kind of anal play (giving, of course), gentle cuckolding, facesitting, foot fetish, light CBT, and so much more. Honestly, if it can be done in a conscientious, empathic way, I can get down with it.

So now that brings us to you. What kinds of things do you enjoy when it comes to sensual domination phone sex? You’ve already been instructed to do some thinking about what kind of Femdom you require, so I’m assuming you already have an answer to that question. So next, I want to know what sorts of fetishes you’re into. We can compare notes and come up with a fantasy that we’ll both love, I’m sure.

If you’re game, I am. I’d love to talk to you about your sensual domination phone sex fantasies and maybe help some of them come true. All you have to do is click the button below to give me, Gina, a call on Cougars.com. I look forward to hearing from you!

Ebony Femdom Phone Sex With Diamond

Posted on July 23, 2024 by Diamond

Do you boys love ebony Femdom phone sex? If you do, you’re in the right place for it! Mz Diamond loves to take control of little white boys and turn them into her adorable little sluts for her entertainment. Think you can handle something like that? If so, read on!

Sensual Domination With A Black Goddess

Sensual domination phone sex is my specialty, and I love sharing those moments with you. Being in control makes me happy. And I know having someone else be in control makes you happy because it means you don’t have to make decisions, don’t have to worry about anything but obeying. So I’m thinking that the two of us should get together and do a little D/s. What do you think?

Ebony Femdom phone sex is so just so exciting to me. Nothing makes me happier than putting a little white boy in his place at my feet. And I know you know that you belong there, don’t you? Submitting to a beautiful Black Goddess like me? Yeah, baby, we both know where you need to be today.

Some Of My Favorite Fetish Fantasies

I figure now, since I’ve piqued your interest, I should tell you a little about the kinds of Femdom phone sex fantasies that I enjoy. That way, we can see if our interests line up or not. And if they do, you can take the next step toward playing with me, which is giving me a call and offering yourself to me!

But we won’t jump ahead to that just yet. Instead, let me tell you the kinds of things I enjoy on my ebony Femdom phone sex sessions with you boys.

First and foremost is body worship (ass worship, in particular) and facesitting. If I could only do one thing that’s considered “kinky” for the rest of my life, it’d be sit on little white boy’s faces, lol. I also enjoy all big Black cock fantasies, including BBC cuckolding and encouraged bi fantasies. I’m a big fan of strap on play. You can also find me getting into giantess and spanking fantasies.

Now, keep in mind, these are just a few of my favorites. There are many others that I enjoy, too, so even if your favorite is not listed, that doesn’t mean Mz Diamond can’t have fun with it, too. When in doubt, just call or message me and ask!

Tell Me Your Ebony Femdom Phone Sex Fantasies

I’m sure you have some fantasies of your own when it comes to ebony Femdom phone sex. What is it that’s so enticing about being owned by a Black phone sex Mistress like me? I know each of you have your own reasons and motivations for wanting to submit to me, and I would love to hear them!

Hearing the things you think about your submission often gives me pause and makes me think about my own dominance, too. I know that the more we consider these kinds of things, the more self-aware we are. And the more self-aware we can be, the better we’ll interact with other people, which will make our BDSM fantasy that much more intense and satisfying.

So what do you think? Are you ready for some ebony Femdom phone sex fun with me, Mz Diamond? If so, all you have to do is just click the button below to give me a call on Cougars.com. I’m really looking forward to hearing from you and hearing what you have to say, so don’t keep me waiting too long, ok? Go ahead and start clicking, and you’ll be connected with me in no time!

Creampie Phone Sex With Abby

Posted on July 9, 2024 by Abby

Hi there, creampie phone sex lovers! It’s me, Abby! I’m the cheating girlfriend phone sex girl you’ve always dreamed about!

Ok, well, I guess if we’re being entirely honest here, it doesn’t exactly count as cheating because I’m always VERY up front about all my extracurricular activities with my various boyfriends. I’m polyamorous and have a real problem with monogamy. I simply can’t do it. So I like having multiple boyfriends (and some girlfriends!) and just enjoying myself with all of them.

If You’re My Cuckold Boyfriend, I’m Not Going To Fuck You

I have sex with some of my boyfriends. You know, the ones who are the big, sexy studs with the big, sexy cocks! But the others, the ones like you, the cuckold phone sex ones, you have to do without. You get all the other perks of having me as a girlfriend. You just don’t get to fuck me, that’s all. But I’m sure you’re ok with that, aren’t you? You’re just grateful to have someone as hot as me at all!

So you may be wondering what this has to do with creampie phone sex. But don’t worry, I’m getting to that. 😉

You see, being as open and honest as I am with all my boyfriends–including the cuckold ones–leads to some interesting scenarios. Let me tell you about one that’s happened to me a few times over the past few months. We’ll insert you as a character into this story, and let you see how you like it. What do you think?

A Cheating Girlfriend’s Night Out

I’m headed out with one of my hot boyfriends, one of the bulls, tonight. You’re going to stay at my place and clean my house and do my laundry for me so that I’ll have a neat house and fresh clothes for the upcoming week.

I’ll kiss you goodbye on my way out. I’m wearing a sexy red dress, and you already know exactly what kind of mischief I’m going to get up to tonight! I’ll leave you there to attend to your domestic duties. I’ll probably even text you periodically throughout the night to let you know what’s going on. I might even send you a few naughty pictures if I’m feeling very generous.

But the best thing I’m going to do for you is something that appeals to your love for cum eating phone sex. I’m going to bring home a nice creampie for you to eat for me!

Creampie Phone Sex, Complete With Facesitting!

When I return home, that’s when the creampie phone sex part starts. We’ll go up to my bedroom and get naked together. You’ll lie down on your back on the bed, and I’ll come sit on your face. And during this facesitting phone sex session, I’ll recount all the dirty details of what I did with my other boyfriend while I was gone.

Your cock will be throbbing hard as the creampie slowly leaks out of my pussy and into your open, waiting mouth. You are the best creampie cleanup phone sex boy ever! I love the way you really get your tongue in there and make sure everything comes out. You know how to clean me up like no other!

If I feel really kind, I might even lean forward and jerk your little cock for you while you take care of the creampie phone sex portion of the evening. Then, I can feed you your own cum off your fingers, after you finish eating my creampie. What do you think?

If this creampie phone sex fantasy appeals to you, you know what to do! Just click the button below to give me, Abby, a call today. I look forward to talking to you soon!

Strap On Phone Sex With Kylie

Posted on May 13, 2024 by Kylie

Hiya, strap on phone sex lovers! It’s me, your sexy sorority Princess Kylie, and I’m here today to talk to you about, well…strap on sex, lol.

I’ve been a fan of strap on phone sex since I started doing phone sex. See, I got a fairly young start when it comes to this sort of thing. When I was 18, I dated a guy who was a good bit older than me (not like a lot-lot, but some–he was 26). Anyway, he had wayyyy more experience than I did and was interested in being fucked in the ass. I told him if he could get me a strap on harness, I’d try it, and the rest is history.

The Most Important Part Of Pegging

I know most of y’all probably don’t want to hear this, but the most important part of pegging phone sex is the preparation beforehand. I know, lots of people don’t think it’s sexy. And even I admit that if you don’t do it properly, it can be weirdly…clinical. But don’t worry! I know how to do it properly and make it super-sexy. It’s basically just foreplay if you know what you’re doing.

I like to mix my anal training phone sex with a handjob to create a really erotic experience. And, usually, anal training (for me) just involves fingers. If you really want to use toys for that, though, we totally can. I just find that fingers work just as well and don’t require lots of cleaning beforehand. You just slip on a pair of nitrile gloves and lube ’em up, and you’re good to go!

So basically, I use my hands to get you ready for strap on phone sex. I stroke your cock with one hand and finger your ass with the other. If I really like you, I might even give you a brief blowjob while massage your prostate with my fingers. 😉

Cocksucking Is Important, Too

But before we get too ahead of ourselves here, we should also remember that sucking my strap on is pretty important as well. Cocksucking phone sex is an integral part of strap on phone sex. You can’t just, you know, leave it out. It’s hot. It’s sexy. It deserves to be included!

So I like to have guys suck my strap on before I start preparing their asses. Having their mouths violated usually gets their cocks nice and hard for me before the anal training starts. So then, I don’t really have to work too hard to get them excited for what’s to come, if you know what I mean.

Strap On Phone Sex At Its Finest

But after the cocksucking and the anal training comes the best part–the part where I lube it up and slowly slide it inside your ass. You can be on all fours or on your back, whichever you prefer. I’m not picky about positions. As long as I get to watch it disappear inside you, we’re good.

I love strap on phone sex, and I love fucking you like the dirty little slut you no doubt are. I might even smack your ass and call you names, if I feel so inclined. Do you think you can handle that?

I bet you can! In fact, I bet you crave that sort of thing, don’t you? If so, then you should totally give me, Princess Kylie, a call for some hot strap on phone sex. This coed phone sex girl cannot wait to open you up on her strap. So why not click the button below to give me a call on TalkToMe? I can’t wait to hear from you!

Facesitting Phone Sex With Savannah

Posted on April 19, 2024 by Savannah

Hey there, facesitting phone sex fanatics! How are you guys doing today? Great, I hope! I know I certainly am. This nice weather we’ve been having lately has put me in a fantastic mood.

In addition to putting me in a good mood, it’s also inspired me to start wearing sundresses and skirts and that sort of thing. You know, showing off my sexy legs to guys who like looking at them. It’s a kind of public service I’m doing, really, if you think about it.

Putting You In The Mood For Body Worship

Imagine if you saw me out in one of my cute little dresses and high-heeled sandals. You’d love that, wouldn’t you? Would it put you in the mood for some body worship phone sex? I bet it would! Your mind would immediately jump to groveling at my feet and begging me to let you touch them.

But you know what? I’m not sure if today is a foot worship day. I’m thinking my sexy legs need attention more than my feet do. Of course, I’m sure you wouldn’t turn down the chance to do some leg worship phone sex with me, either.

I think it would be soooo nice to just sit back and let you worship my nice, long legs for a good while. I can feel myself getting all relaxed, just at the thought of it!

Leg And Ass Worship With Your Goddess

I wouldn’t just confine you to the area between my ankles and knees, either. If you did a good job with my calves, I’d be more than happy to let you climb your way on up. Who knows, if you do a good enough job, you may get the chance to do some ass worship phone sex with me, too! I know you’d love that.

I’m going to be real with you, though: I’m not in the mood to lie back with my legs practically over my head so that you can get to my ass. So instead, I think what we’ll do is some facesitting phone sex. That’ll put me in the perfect position for you to worship my ass.

Go and lie back. Get comfortable. You’re going to be there a while.

Facesitting Phone Sex With A Tease And Denial Twist

I enjoy what’s sometimes called reverse facesitting phone sex. That means you sit on the guy’s face, facing toward his feet. That puts me in the perfect position for cock teasing phone sex while you worship my ass. You put your tongue where it belongs, and my fingers and hands may start wandering….

I give awesome handjobs, by the way. Just in case you didn’t already know that about me. I give the kind of handjobs that leave you gasping for breath in pretty much no time. And then I do it over and over again, without ever letting you cum!

As your nose and tongue explore my beautiful asshole, your cock will be subject to all kinds of tease and denial phone sex torment. You won’t be in a position to complain about it, though, because your mouth will be busy doing other things. (Not that I imagine you ever would!)

So what do you think? Does facesitting phone sex sound like a nice way to spend an evening to you? It does to me! I’d love to prick tease you and also ride your nose and mouth for a while.

The only real question here is, can you handle my facesitting phone sex wiles that also include soooooo much teasing? If you think you can, you’re more than welcome to give it a try by giving me, Savannah, a call. I look forward to hearing from you!

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Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex With Bree

Posted on January 20, 2024 by Bree

Hey, small cock humiliation phone sex losers, it’s Bree here! I know you pathetic little hand fuckers are just dying to be laughed at by an elite Princess like me. But ask yourself this–do you really deserve it?

I mean, yes, by all means, you deserve SPH phone sex for being such a loser, but do you deserve to get it from me? From the very best? That’s definitely a question you should ask yourself.

Do You Have A Micropenis?

Ok, yeah, I’ll give it to you that you deserve to be laughed at. But why should this bratty Domme phone sex Princess waste her precious time laughing at you? Are you particularly hilarious? Don’t come at me with your five inch penis, trying to get made fun of. That’s so perfectly average that it’s not even worth commenting on. You and every other dumb fuck out there have a five inch dick. That’s not worth giving any attention to, whether it be positive or negative. *Yawn*

But if you have something that’s a lot funnier than an average dick, you’re welcome to at least apply for small cock humiliation phone sex with me. Do you have a micropenis? If it’s tiny enough, I might not have seen one quite that itty-bitty before. In that case, it might amuse me enough to throw a few insults your way.

Do You Deserve My Elite SPH?

But, really, you should try harder to set yourself apart for this Princess than just hoping to show up with the smallest cock I’ve ever seen. Oh, my God, can you even imagine someone hoping theirs is the tiniest? How lame can you even get?

You should try to distinguish yourself in other ways, too. And don’t think you can butter me up by telling me I’m the hottest Princess you’ve ever seen or whatever. Duh! I already know that. Tell me something I’m not already aware of, bozo.

You should be asking yourself what you can do for me. How can you make my life easier? How can you distinguish yourself from the ton of other tiny dicks that are flapping in my direction, trying to get my attention? Those are the questions you should be asking, not “Princess, will you give me humiliation phone sex?”

We all know you need it, but can you get it from me, is the question.

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