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Humiliation Phone Sex With Bree

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Hey, losers, it’s time for some humiliation phone sex with me, Princess Bree! But today is not going to be a typical “You tell me your dick is tiny, and I laugh at it” session. I mean, don’t get me wrong, that’ll be happening, too. I love it too much to omit it entirely, duh. But I’m kind of in the mood for some objectification phone sex, I think.

So I’m gonna tell you how it’s gonna go. Then your dumb ass is gonna call me for it. Got it? Good.

CFNM And SPH: The Acronyms This Princess Loves!

The first thing you will be doing is taking off all your clothes. Not because I want to see that, necessarily, but because it makes you more vulnerable. I, of course, will remain completely clothed for this CFNM phone sex session. I’m not planning on letting you see a damn thing of mine. You don’t deserve it!

Then comes the requisite SPH phone sex. I know how much you love small penis humiliation…or love to hate it…or hate to love it. Or whatever. Regardless of how your ass feels about it, I like to laugh at small cocks, so there will be plenty of that type of humiliation phone sex, at least until I get bored and ready to move onto other things.

And believe me when I tell you, we will definitely be moving on to other kinds of humiliation phone sex.

For You Foot Fetish Idiots, Your Face Will Become My Footstool

Now, I know you foot fetish phone sex losers are gonna love this. I’m going to do some objectification with you today and use your stupid face as my footstool. But there is something you need to know about it: This is not about your dick. I don’t care how hard my feet make you. I’m planning on planting them directly on your face with no concern for you whatsoever.

Here are the rules: There is to be no kissing, licking, or worshipping of my feet. If I wanted that, I would tell you so. But this is humiliation phone sex and objectification. Footstools do not lick the feet of the people who are using them, so you won’t be doing so, either. I know your dick will be rock-hard. But we’ll be ignoring that for the duration of this humiliation phone sex session. Comprende?

The Ultimate In Humiliation Phone Sex: Totally Ignoring You

Your sad little wee-wee will be left unattended for the entirety of our call. I’m going to make myself comfortable on my throne, and I’m going to make myself even more comfortable by using you as my footstool. Then, I’m just gonna sit here and read my magazine and ignore your existence.

Yep, this is pure ignore line phone sex domination. There will be no performing for you in the background. You won’t get to hear me giggling about you to my friends. (As if my friends and I would ever bother talking about something so boring. Do you discuss your footstools with your friends? I didn’t think so.)

I’ll just lay the phone down and read my magazine until I’m finished. Then, I’ll dismiss you when I’m tired of ignoring you. It’s that simple.

So if you’re ready for the ultimate in loser humiliation, objectification, and ignoring, you know what to do. Dial the number below, and when the dispatcher answers, ask for me, Bratty Princess Bree. I can’t wait to laugh at you, use you, and discard you like every other loser who’s come before you, lol. Talk to you–or, rather, won’t talk to you–soon!

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Pegging Phone Sex With Bree

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Hey there, pegging phone sex losers! What’s up? I’ve got a story I wanna tell you about. I’m sure you’ll love it because it’s about another one of you cocksucking sluts, and you guys sure do love to hear stories about your kind, lol.

Bratty Princess’s Valentine’s Day Date

So I had a date this Valentine’s Day. This is nothing unusual because I always have dates, lol. This time, though, it was a little unusual because this was my first date with this guy. He suggested the date be Valentine’s Day, so I agreed and waited to be wowed.

He was pretty cute, so he had that going for him. He was also interesting to talk to, so I started thinking, “Ok, maybe I’ll bring this guy back to my place and get some dick tonight.”

After dinner, I invited him back to my place. We started out in the living room, but then we made our way to my bedroom. I’m starting to get pretty excited, knowing I’m about to get laid (and knowing I can tease you cuck losers with a story about it later). But then, his eyes light on my strap on harness that I kinda forgot to put away after the last time I used it. That’s when everything took a hard left turn.

Humiliation For The Strap On Lover

So here I am, expecting to get laid, and this guy’s suddenly more interested in my strap on and the dildo in it than me. Princess was not happy, as you can imagine.

He looked at me with big eyes and asked me if I would put it on and use it on him. Ok, well, since this evening has already gone to hell, anyway, I figured I might as well get a laugh or two out of it. So I stepped into the harness, buckled it around my hips, and pushed him to his knees in front of me.

That was apparently exactly what he was waiting for because he opened his mouth immediately and took my silicone dick inside it. I was still a little annoyed with him, so I started fucking his face (and not so gently). Then, I thought a little humiliation wouldn’t be out of place, either, so I started talking to him like I talk to my humiliation phone sex sluts and told him he seemed to like being a cocksucker more than he liked the idea of getting pussy. Would you believe this loser actually agreed with me?!?!?!

The Time For Pegging Phone Sex Has Come

So after I made him choke and gag on my strap on, I had him stand up, strip, and get up on all fours on the bed. It was time for some pegging phone sex! I had no intention of being gentle, either, after the annoyance of getting my hopes up, then having them let down. So I gave it to him in ways you strap on phone sex whores only imagine getting it.

He had clearly done this several times before because he took it just fine and started begging for more. So I rammed him with it as hard as I could, while steadily telling him what a fag and a loser he really was, that he preferred it up the ass to getting some pussy like a real man would.

Just like you pegging phone sex sluts, though, he loved it. He’s coming back for more next Tuesday, lol. Oh, well, guess you win some and you lose some. At least I got to work my frustrations out on him. I’ll call one of my other boyfriends for some dick later.

Do you want some pegging phone sex like I gave my slutty little Valentine’s Day date? If so, just give me, Princess Bree, a ring at the number below!

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Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex With Bree

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Hey, small cock humiliation phone sex losers, it’s Bree here! I know you pathetic little hand fuckers are just dying to be laughed at by an elite Princess like me. But ask yourself this–do you really deserve it?

I mean, yes, by all means, you deserve SPH phone sex for being such a loser, but do you deserve to get it from me? From the very best? That’s definitely a question you should ask yourself.

Do You Have A Micropenis?

Ok, yeah, I’ll give it to you that you deserve to be laughed at. But why should this bratty Domme phone sex Princess waste her precious time laughing at you? Are you particularly hilarious? Don’t come at me with your five inch penis, trying to get made fun of. That’s so perfectly average that it’s not even worth commenting on. You and every other dumb fuck out there have a five inch dick. That’s not worth giving any attention to, whether it be positive or negative. *Yawn*

But if you have something that’s a lot funnier than an average dick, you’re welcome to at least apply for small cock humiliation phone sex with me. Do you have a micropenis? If it’s tiny enough, I might not have seen one quite that itty-bitty before. In that case, it might amuse me enough to throw a few insults your way.

Do You Deserve My Elite SPH?

But, really, you should try harder to set yourself apart for this Princess than just hoping to show up with the smallest cock I’ve ever seen. Oh, my God, can you even imagine someone hoping theirs is the tiniest? How lame can you even get?

You should try to distinguish yourself in other ways, too. And don’t think you can butter me up by telling me I’m the hottest Princess you’ve ever seen or whatever. Duh! I already know that. Tell me something I’m not already aware of, bozo.

You should be asking yourself what you can do for me. How can you make my life easier? How can you distinguish yourself from the ton of other tiny dicks that are flapping in my direction, trying to get my attention? Those are the questions you should be asking, not “Princess, will you give me humiliation phone sex?”

We all know you need it, but can you get it from me, is the question.

Setting Yourself Apart To Get Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex From Me

If you want to get small cock humiliation phone sex from me, you have to offer me something. There are many things you can offer me. Cash is, of course, the most preferred. It’d be funny to me to have you submit to all kinds of financial domination phone sex just to get your dick laughed at by me!

But if you’re a broke bitch in addition to being a small cock loser, then there are other things you can do as well. You can follow me on Twitter and repost my tweets to help me attract more losers like you. You can offer to worship me in whatever way I might demand. Anything other than just insisting on small cock humiliation phone sex from this Princess just because you showed up!

So if you’re looking for the very best in small cock humiliation phone sex, I suggest you figure out what you can do for me first, then up your game and call me. I offer extreme phone sex humiliation at its finest, and in order to get the best, you have to come with something good.

So if you think you can handle it, and you think you have something to offer me that will convince me to make fun of your teeny weenie, you know what to do. Just dial the number below and ask for small cock humiliation phone sex with me, bratty Princess Bree. Talk to you soon.

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